IDIOTEN®DEPARTMENT OF STRATEGIC TIME WASTING
● MEETING: LIVE. COMMON SENSE: OFFLINE.
IDIOTEN’S

BULLSHIT
BINGO

YOUR MEETING.
OUR ENTERTAINMENT.

Finally, a meeting with an achievable goal.

Hear a buzzword. Mark a square. Get five in a row. Contribute absolutely nothing.

JOIN THE NONSENSE ↘
100% BULLSHIT0% OUTPUT24 IDIOTS
BAD MEETINGS. GREAT COMPANY.

BRING THE WHOLE CIRCUS.

Your own cards. One room. Who catches the buzzwords first?

Or play solo on the card below ↓
Choose your department
REF NO. —

Your meeting agenda

APPROVED TIME WASTING

Discreet view · bingo is announced quietly below your card.

0 / 24 squares marked0 completed lines

No login. No tracking. No value created.

COMING SOON · CORPORATE BULLSHIT

Bullshit Bingo — the song

The accordion is ready. The release date isn’t. Meanwhile, rehearse the chorus: “Let’s take it offline.”

Meet the music of IDIOTEN ↗
EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK / § 01

How to survive your next meeting

  1. Choose Corporate, IT or LinkedIn. Every card has 24 buzzwords and a free square.
  2. Tap the phrases you hear. Five across, down or diagonally wins bingo.
  3. Play solo, or create a room and invite coworkers. Everyone gets their own card and can see the group’s progress. First bingo earns glory and absolutely nothing else.

Before we take this offline

Is Bullshit Bingo free?

Yes. No account, ads, tracking or subscription. Just a disproportionate amount of joy at the word “synergy”.

Can I play discreetly?

Yes. Sound starts off. Turn on Discreet for a muted card without the victory screen or confetti. Your marks stay the same.

Can I continue later?

Yes, when your browser allows local storage. Your latest card and marks stay on your device. Private windows may erase them.

How do rooms work?

Choose a nickname and invite up to 23 coworkers with a link or room code. The host picks the category and can start new rounds. Nicknames, cards and marks are stored temporarily on the server; rooms expire after 24 hours. Anyone with the invitation link can join.

What data is stored?

No accounts or tracking. Solo progress stays in your browser. Rooms store nicknames and game progress for up to 24 hours, with cleanup within one further hour. Use a nickname. Short-lived keyed IP hashes limit abuse; normal server logs follow the existing hosting setup.

THE QUARTER HAS BEEN SAVED

BINGO!

An idiot enthusiastically playing the accordion

CONGRATULATIONS!
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WAS ACHIEVED!

Five buzzwords. Zero deliverables. One thoroughly deserved accordion solo.

Copy this link for your coworker

BULLSHIT BINGO / MULTIPLAYER

Create a room

1–24 characters. Use a nickname, not personal information.

Up to 24 players · Rooms expire after 24 hours · Individual cards